The "perfect" song

Yesterday, Greg was watching the children and they were putting on a show for him. He made a little stage out of a laundry basket and some big blocks. Ashley would hide behind the play house and would shout out, "Now presenting Ashley Greene." Then she would get out and sing a couple of songs, like Doe a deer and Row row row your boat. Then she would take a bow and say "Thank you Thank you".

Next she would say, "Now presenting the magnificent Mason Greene". Mason would come out and do a song and everyone (Daddy) would clap.

Then Ashley presented Austin. Austin got up there and did a little dance, swaying his arms in front of him side by side. And he sang, "poo poo and pee pee yuck...poo poo and pee pee yuck." Well Greg started booing him off the stage. Austin was NOT too happy about being booed off the stage. And asked Greg seriously, Why he was booing him. And Greg said it was a gross song or something like that. But Austin again very seriously and offended said, "But this is a very important song! It teaches you not to pee or poop on the floor." (hmmmmm...Gayle and Steve does this sound like anyone you know? "swallowfish dive") So Greg reconsidered and let him finish his song on stage.

Greg told this to me and I just died laughing! This is SO MUCH like what Greg would have done when he was little.